Good, Bad & Ugly
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.
2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She is a Lawyer.
3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You’re in them.
5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
7. Good: You give the “birds and bees” talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
8. Good: The postman’s early.
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It’s another man.
Ugly: He’s your best friend.
10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!
I’m enjoying my PET in PET Society - her name is Tummy. My friends here are enjoying it too, it’s like “Tamagotchi” and its really FUN! You have to earn money to buy his/her clothes, food, furnitures, bed etc… You really need to take good care of him/her or else she’ll/he’ll gonna die like ordinary PET lols…
As of this day, I bought a new chair and its really cute. Plus, I also bought her whole fried chicken and she’s really FULL at this moment hihi. I also won 2x in a race and won 60 coins…yahoooOooo, hmmm now what’s next? I want a bed where she’ll be comfortable and use as she sleep :))
PS. Photo is not updated, the chair you are seeing now is not the chair I bought awhile ago - just so you know guys ^_^
